I have 800 words, but I need another thousand. But I have nothing left to say, so I don’t know how to go on. I’m thinking about copying what I’ve got and then pasting it on to the end. Do you think my Tutor will notice?

I cannot believe I stress out so much about writing articles. I can just fucking shit that shit out with ease of taking five senna tablets. Now it’s essay time. There’s not enough senna tablets in the world for that.

What do I want to do with my life?

What should I do with my life?

What am I good at?

What do I like?

What’s the point?

Why don’t I just give up?

Why try to be successful?

Why try to achieve anything?

What was I good at in highschool?

Was I good at English, and History and Art?

What if I wasn’t actually good at those things?

What if I’m not actually good at anything?

Why don’t I quit university?

Why don’t I get a job?

What about sales?

Was I good at sales?

Was I good at sales?

Why do I have to be good at something?

Why can’t I just do it?

What am I good at?

What do I want to do?

Why can’t I just give up?

Why can’t I just get hit by a car?

Why is there so much pressure on me?

Why do I feel pressure when nobody else cares?

When my family couldn’t give a shit?

Why do I bother if all the pressure to succeed comes from me?

Why don’t I just give up?

Why don’t I just give up right now?

Why don’t I stop asking stupid questions?

What is the point of this exercise?

When am I going to stop?

What am I going to do?

What am I going to do with my life?

buzzfeedfood:

You’ll never have to buy these 30 foods again. 

It hurts my head to think that people don’t know how to make pancakes from scratch… Seriously, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with your parents? Pancake mix is far more expensive then 2 eggs, 2 cups of milk and 2 cups of flour. Yes, it’s that fucking easy. Now go and hit your parents in the face for not teaching you this.

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Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

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Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

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