If you’re in the market for some beanies, DrJays has like hundred ranging from $3-$10. Just if you’re in the market.
..is the day Australian comedy gets exponentially better.
did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines
I mentioned this a couple of days ago, after Ellen had posted some gushing post about him quoting pay inequality between genders. People are actually idiots.
I pointed this out to my mum, because she was talking about how intelligent he is (didn’t realise it was probably because she saw him on Ellen). Seriously, he utters some of the worst lines.
My family has discovered group chats on Facebook so my phone does not stop buzzing with messages that have practically nothing to do with me. Also take note that there are seven people in my family, three boyfriends and girlfriends, and they keep adding my cousins of which there are at least five regular contributors. What I would give to be an orphan.
My cousin who is still battling cancer after a decade was telling me that he uses vaporisers in the hospital just to fuck with people.
Shut up beautiful, your face is high qual always.
Salesperson from Dodo calls my mum up and tries to sell her a 2000mb internet plan. Mum calls me and says this woman said she could get a lot of internet for cheap. Had to explain the difference between mb and gb. But what a bitch for not saying 2gb, trying to convince old people that 2000ml is more than 2 litres. Disgraceful. Ugh